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Entries from July 26th, 2011

I know I’m young but if I had to choose her or the sun. I’d be one nocturnal son of a gun.

July 26th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Zhaghzhagh (Persian) 
The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage. Iktsuarpok (Inuit) 
You know that feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if they’re there yet? This is the word for it. Gumusservi (Turkish) 
 It means moonlight shining [...]

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Toaster giveaways and Barry Manilow on the speakers all day – she thought it was such hot shit. What did she know, big dummy…

July 15th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Women who wear flowers in their hair are generally hiding a great secret … Bicyclists who ride around in full Tour de France regalia should be lynched. Oh and for the record, I love Dylan McKay and Collier is a blonde.

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I play all my country and western music backwards — your lover returns, your dog comes back and you cease to be an alcoholic.

July 12th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Hello, I am Wanda June. Today was going to be my birthday, but I was hit by an ice-cream truck before I could have my party. I am dead now. I am in Heaven. That is why my parents did not pick up my cake at the bakery. I am not mad at the ice-cream [...]

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God is like a hippopotamus, motionless in tropical mud.

July 8th, 2011 · No Comments · Uncategorized

If I roughly took the people I interviewed and divided them into people who really have a sense of worthiness — that’s what this comes down to, a sense of worthiness — they have a strong sense of love and belonging — the folks who struggle for it, and the folks who are always wondering [...]

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