She had a lisp. A beautiful, painful, convulsing lisp. She said, “Should we start?” And I listened to the muted whistle her tongue created with her stupid teeth. I stared at her and said, “Girl, you know you gotta watch your health.” And just like that, she bit me. With those stupid fucking teeth. And [...]
Entries from May 21st, 2012
What does it matter how many lovers you have if none of them gives you the universe?
May 21st, 2012 · No Comments · Uncategorized
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That’s right. I walked right to that office – that’s what I did – and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his big fat head and I said “Listen, man. I’m not going to jail for you or for anybody.”
May 9th, 2012 · No Comments · Uncategorized
“It is a known fact that if someone quotes Wayne’s World within the first 24 hours of me meeting them – they’ve become my friend for life.” is what she said. She said she didn’t eat things that still contained seeds on a moral tip. She dreamed of telling the elevator hop that she secretly [...]
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