“It is a known fact that if someone quotes Wayne’s World within the first 24 hours of me meeting them – they’ve become my friend for life.” is what she said. She said she didn’t eat things that still contained seeds on a moral tip. She dreamed of telling the elevator hop that she secretly loved his boat docks and would run away with him should he ask. She told me that her Dad was loaded. I said in that case I’ll have a rum and coke-cola. She said fine and in thirty seconds time she said, I want to live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do, I want to sleep with common people. I want to sleep with common people like you. Well what else could I do – I said I’ll see what I can do. I took her to a supermarket. I don’t know why but I had to start it somewhere, so it started there. I said pretend you’ve got no money, she just laughed and said oh you’re so funny. I said yeah? Well I can’t see anyone else smiling in here. I picked up a little Cantonese while I was in the Orient. You know, you sound a lot like you’re from Kowloon Bay as opposed to Hong Kong. She said, I was born in Kowloon Bay! There you have it!

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