Foot prints on the carpet. Camera’s on the ceiling. You got me swearing on the bible. But if I gave you what you asked me for you wouldn’t want it anymore. So I won’t. Go on and punish me.                                 [...]

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Uncorrected personality traits that seem whimsical in a child may prove to be ugly in a fully grown adult. I read the same passage 3 times yesterday. It was in a book about something that was supposedly extremely relevant to what I was experiencing at that very moment. I read it 3 times but I [...]

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Marky got with Sharon and Sharon got Cherise. She was sharing Sharon’s outlook on the topic of disease. Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dying and they were doing it in Texas. Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain then he lost [...]

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Spoiler alert. The ship sinks. High school ends. The ruby is under the house. Her brother is her father. Her mother is her grandmother. The girl dies. The movie’s is actually a movie about a movie or better yet the movie is actually a dream in Orion’s belt. Spoiler alert. CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos THE [...]

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He has answers. No questions. Not now, not ever. He’s about answers. He wants to help you help yourself. He smells like soap. He loves your shoes. He’s punctual. He never finishes your stories. Or when he does, he makes them better. Shorter. Funnier. And when all your friends light up with laughter, he squeezes [...]

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